Curbing My Competitive Instincts

I am a very competitive person. I've learned how to tame it a little bit - so while I don't try to outcook every other dish at the annual teacher luncheon, I can't help taking a furtive look to see how I stack up. (The result of too many hours spent watching Iron Chef.)

But what can I say - I am a younger sister. And one of the curses of being the second child is that you're always trying to do what the older person can do - whether it's walking, crossing the street without an adult, staying up late, or riding your bike to school. The list goes and on and on and on. Trying to do what she can do is programmed into you from the earliest days. First you just want to be like her, then you want to be even better.

It didn't help that I got born into a striving family. I can't remember a time when I didn't know that I would go to college, for example. And it had to be a good one. We heard a lot about the places we could go and the places my Dad wouldn't pay for. Once I actually applied, and really wanted to go to Duke (an approved school) my college counselor told me that out of all the students in my class applying (something like 15) I was the one she was sure wouldn't get in. That made me desperate to go. Luckily, as it turned out, I was one of two who did get in. I was pumped.

So now it's a million years later and I have cancer. I am finding my old competitive thing trying to raise its ugly head. But not in the way you think. It's so insidious. For example, my mother had a very serious stage 3 breast cancer 15 years ago. My instinct would have me be better than her. But I am learning to be very careful in my thinking. It would be very good for her to have the worst breast cancer in my family. She can win. I don't need to out-cancer her.

As they're sharing success stories, people tell me about women they know who have been sick and the size of their tumors. I try to remember that I don't need to have the biggest tumor in the room. Instead, I think about how lucky I am to have a very popular cancer - so many women have it and get cured - and I want to swim in those hundreds of thousands of women who are boringly fine years and years later. I don't want any fancy complications or interesting new diagnoses. I don't want anything rare. Give me an ordinary, run of the mill, easy to get over, lots of research on, easy to remove, tiny cancer. Save that competitive thing for a bake sale. I know, it's still not pretty, but at least no one's health is at stake.

And by the way, years later, I found a copy of my college application and re-read the essays I wrote at 17. There I discovered the secret of my admission. To the question "what will you add to our community," I found that I had the nerve to write that the school would already be filled by incredibly smart, high-achieving brains. So what they needed was somebody interesting to fill out the bottom half of the class - me. I'm guessing that after they fell off their chairs laughing, they said "sure, we'll take her."